get-on-the-carousel:

I honestly cannot decide whose reaction is better.

get-on-the-carousel:

I honestly cannot decide whose reaction is better.

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the-real-goddamazon:

whatisthat-velvet:

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 
Catch me dead in that iTomb

#Levels

I hate this website

LMFAOOOO LEVELS

the-real-goddamazon:

whatisthat-velvet:

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 

Catch me dead in that iTomb

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#Levels

I hate this website

LMFAOOOO LEVELS

(via yo-slimdickens)

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Gemini

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Gemini

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Gemini facts.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Gemini facts.

I’m like an onion

You have to peel away all of my layers to get to the inside, but you may not like what you get and you’re guaranteed to cry a bit on the way there.

Tags: personal

"I don’t feel ‘IN’ my own body"

Air Sign Problem

Gemini, Libra and Aquarius

(via astrolocherry)

mrsmcgregor9:

Aries: Germany. Aggressive, intelligent, assertive, confident. Devilishly attractive. Innovative. Doesn’t always play well with others. Intolerant. Likes beer and sausage.

Taurus: Italy. Loves to eat and sleep. Does very little but eat and sleep. When not eating or sleeping, they’re having sex….

What One Gemini Might Say To Another Gemini…..

zodiaccity:

maz-z:

cl0ud-dust:

These shorts are getting weirder…

YOU MEAN BETTER.

(via disneydelirium)

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

(via onlinegf)

Just got some of the most satisfying head of my life 😉

Tags: personal

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

(Source: videohall, via freshest-tittymilk)

goddesswithinyou:


Sexual energy is Sacred, and it is not treated as such in our culture and this is a deep programing that doesn’t serve anyone or anything. It gets further exacerbated by new age deceptions. To allow it to lure a person in based on it triggering a lower chakra, rather than it being based on the heart or soul connection, is a form of energy vampirism and manipulation, which even if consensual, is destructive. It is encouraged in our society so it takes a lot for many to really see through it and how damaging it is for the collective and our own Awakening and soul evolution. It feeds dark occult technologies that are trying to use our vital spiritual essence against us, which connects to our kundalini and how we use this power. If we don’t allow it to flow and be guided by our higher self, it becomes thwarted and activates the lower reptilian energy that is all about conquest, domination, seduction, addiction and lower based pleasure. 
It is a free-will Universe, so do what you will, but pay attention, because this same force that we all have, has the power to transform the World and shouldn’t be blocked by the conditioning’s and social engineering of this system we live in, that doesn’t care about Mother Earth, or God/ess Sacred Union… When we connect to this raw power without interference, we become the divine embodiment of our true self. The dark forces of deception with all of its hooks that prey upon the lost, wants to step in to be the ultimate power, using all it can to break us down to the lesser self who thinks only in terms of instant gratification and Ego power. We are much better than that!”

~Laura Eisenhower

goddesswithinyou:

Sexual energy is Sacred, and it is not treated as such in our culture and this is a deep programing that doesn’t serve anyone or anything. It gets further exacerbated by new age deceptions. To allow it to lure a person in based on it triggering a lower chakra, rather than it being based on the heart or soul connection, is a form of energy vampirism and manipulation, which even if consensual, is destructive. It is encouraged in our society so it takes a lot for many to really see through it and how damaging it is for the collective and our own Awakening and soul evolution. It feeds dark occult technologies that are trying to use our vital spiritual essence against us, which connects to our kundalini and how we use this power. If we don’t allow it to flow and be guided by our higher self, it becomes thwarted and activates the lower reptilian energy that is all about conquest, domination, seduction, addiction and lower based pleasure. 

It is a free-will Universe, so do what you will, but pay attention, because this same force that we all have, has the power to transform the World and shouldn’t be blocked by the conditioning’s and social engineering of this system we live in, that doesn’t care about Mother Earth, or God/ess Sacred Union… When we connect to this raw power without interference, we become the divine embodiment of our true self. The dark forces of deception with all of its hooks that prey upon the lost, wants to step in to be the ultimate power, using all it can to break us down to the lesser self who thinks only in terms of instant gratification and Ego power. We are much better than that!”
~Laura Eisenhower

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)